Just because

Guess what?

Some time ago, I commented on Terry Pratchett's book, The Hogfather, being made into a miniseries. Well, the other night, I finally got around to watching it. It was actually really, really good! The cast was excellent, the locations were fantastic, and while a lot of the small details got dropped (sadly, there was no cheerful fairy) the overall story was beautifully intact. It even had the Death of Rats! What more could I ask?

Because if I'm mocking one Jack...

I need to mock the other one.

Yes, it's another spoof on Jack Chick's Dark Dungeons tract, but this one's different. And it's displayed alongside the original, so you can get the full flavor of Chick's brand of batshit!

The only Uwe Boll movie I'd like to watch

Too bad it's not real.

The line about him being the only genius on filmmaking? That's real. I don't remember the exact line enough to know if it's paraphrased or a direct quote, but Boll really did say that.

This is a joke, right?

I mean, it's got to be a joke... right?