As promised

I Don't Need Your Civil War

In which the Punisher is upset because they might take away his right to cuss, Tony Stark can't stop thinking about sex, and you get fantastic lines like this:

Wow. I'm dying and all I can think about is Rutger Hauer's last speech in Blade Runner. Damn, was I a nerd...

Marvel's Civil War, parodied for your lulz.

An addendum

A petition to stop Uwe Boll from committing more films only needs about 800,000 more signatures.

Distubingly accurate

You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut

You're a complex creature, and you're guilty of complicating things for fun. You've been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life... Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut. To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions.

What Donut Are You?

Uwe Boll Makes Terrible Movies

Blizzard—famously of World of Warcraft—won't let him touch them with a ten-foot pole.

"We will not sell the movie rights, not to you…especially not to you."

Unbelievable

A cop used a taser on two-year-old, but I can't shake mine?

No, seriously, read the story. It's short and sweet.

Damn you, Briana!

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pgs.)
2. Open the book to page 123
3. Find the fifth sentence
4. Post the next three sentences

Within arm's reach is Those Who Save Us by Jenna Blum. Not sure why it's here; it looks like a donation someone was checking up on and left behind.

Anna knows that this skittishness stems from the fact that her dress is pink, as garish a color as the frosting on the petits fours delivered to the camp for the SS Comradeship Evenings. She is also hugely pregnant, a giant ripe strawberry in satin and tulle.

Edging behind the doorway, Anna peers into the church.